Despite sporting success, Australia remains godforsaken rock in arse end of planet

Geographers at the University of Leeds yesterday confirmed that Australia was still in the same place geographically.

After extensive research and collaboration with colleagues in the university's physical education department a spokesman stated that the recent success of Australian sportsmen and women in rugby, cricket, athletics and swimming amongst other disciplines had produced nothing which could be deemed a seismic shift in the country's location. "Australia remains a large island in the southern hemisphere" said the spokesman, 'it's position can best be expressed, geographically speaking, as 'miles from anywhere, except New zealand' which pretty much amounts to the same thing.

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