World Even More Fucked Up Than You Thought, Studies Reveal

A scientific analysis of literally thousands of recent government and university studies reveals that the world is even more fucked up than you thought.

The studies demonstrate that most people are dishonest, lazy, and have at least one body part in dire need of better hygiene.

Just under half of all people are stupid, approximately a quarter suffer from undiagnosed mental illnesses, and roughly four in ten enjoy disgusting sexual fantasies on a daily basis.

Organisations fare no better than individuals in the studies, beginning with the world's companies, which squander billions of pounds annually on luxurious perks for executives and Internet porn for everybody else.

Governments at all levels waste even more money, primarily on Internet porn-blocking software and worthless studies that are highly critical of comercial companies.

Meanwhile, religious organisations waste less money than companies or governments but are responsible for the majority of the world's violence and child molestation.

The most disturbing findings, however, center on the world's Internet users, who spend inordinate amounts of time surfing worthless crap on the web while touching themselves inappropriately through their clothing.

On the bright side, the studies reveal that business is booming for handbasket manufacturers worldwide and for estate agents in hell.

20th July 2004
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