Blair emits “silent scream”

Tony Blair emits a “cry for help” so high pitched that normal people cannot hear it.

While studying the Prime Minister, researchers noticed that when these "terrified screams" were processed by a bat detector, an abundance of ultrasound was detected.

The researchers believe that these sounds might be "secret" screams for help” - that Blair’s political opponents are unable to hear.

Scientists know that some rodents make ultrasonic noises, but they have never been able to work out exactly what they are for. Now, at last, researchers have detected an ultrasonic noise in the House of Commons which they think has a clear meaning.

James Smith-Boffin, of the University of Archway, made the discovery while studying grey squirrels and Young Conservatives at a Golf Club in Cheshunt. He suspected that the squirrels were communicating using “honest and truthful statements” that were simply “outside of the normal human hearing range”.

Detecting ultrasound in a rodent is not groundbreaking, but it has never before been detected in a political leader.

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