Blunkett unveils plan for legalised brothels

The government is set to finally acknowledge human societies attitude to prostitution:

You either pay for it or you don't. The broken home secretary David Blanket threw aside the covers to reveal a ramrod straight set of stiff measures that he intends to push through the chamber.

"I do not intend to ram this down parliament's throat by force. I would prefer this to be a thing freely accepted and given but if they were to proposition me on the matter I would point out that we are already paying a terrible price by the existence of prostitution on our streets.

His new plan is to bring prostitution off of the streets and into the account books together with pension, savings and investment portfellatio's.

Call girls under the age of 18 are to be given a 'special dispensation'. He said the purpose of this legislation is to "Break the stranglehold of pimps stuffing their slags with skag" and bring control of this social ill into the arena of the courtrooms where it belongs.

Judges and prostitutes are both known to take bribes, wear wigs and fraternise with local police officers so bringing these two ago old institutions together under the same umbrella makes perfect sense.

17th August 2004
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